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No Idiot Rules

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If you meet any of these criteria below, do not under any circumstance book a Thirsty Swagman tour. You’ll be kicked off the tour with no refund, and reported to police if necessary. No exceptions!

We do this to keep the complete idiots away, and allow a safe and fun travel experience for everyone else. All our tours are a premium product. Our tours are not an all-you-can-drink binge where you get completely wasted!

A typical Idiot is the kind of person that:

1. Has to apologise to multiple people every time they drink

2. Is a loud, obnoxious drunk who just won’t shut up when they’re told

3. Starts drinking at breakfast every day

4. Has a tendency to be rude or violent

5. Shows no respect for local customs and rules

6. Wants to take any form of illegal drugs while on tour

7. Has to be escorted / carried / dragged home after a night out

8. Tendency to get kicked out of bars / clubs, or refused entry in the first place

9. Doesn’t remember anything or typically drinks to the point of passing out

10. Das skipped their weekly AA meetings to come on a Thirsty Swagman tour

Oktoberfest Tours

Locktoberfest 2020

LockToberfest 2021

18 Sep 2021 - 03 Oct 2021
Oktoberfest Packages

Oktoberfest Munich

18 Sep 2021 - 03 Oct 2021
Beer or Bust Oktoberfest Tour

Beer or Bust Tour

28 Sep 2021 - 08 Oct 2021
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It doesn't get much better than the 2-week Oktoberfest beer festival held in Munich every year, and for the ultimate Oktoberfest packages and tours, Thirsty Swagman have got you covered. You can either join us in the beer tents for a few Steins or if you're up for a bit more adventure then come party with us on our flagship Beer or Bust tour.

About OktoberfestTours.travel

OktoberfestTours.travel is Thirsty Swagman's premium brand taking you to the world's best beer festivals including Oktoberfest in Munich and the Stuttgart Beer festival.

Our Oktoberfest tours have consistent 5-star reviews on TourRadar and include premium accommodation (the closest to the festival grounds) for travellers who want the best.

Thirsty for adventure? Join us in the beer tents. Prost!

Why Book With Us?

If you are looking for a premium beer festival experience then you will love our tours & packages.

We include only the best available accommodation and we don't have boring itineraries that take up your free time.

And our world-famous "No Idiot Rules" make for a safe, enjoyable experience for all our guest

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